## Ernest the Salamander | ### Ernest's Vitals Height - 0.375 inches Weight - 40 grams Color - Reddish pink Sliminess - 6.5 (on a scale of 1 to 10)

This is Ernest the salamander, my pet and close friend. Ernest and I have been friends for quite some time. Ernest has been feeling a little puny lately, so I'd appreciate it if you could send him some e-mail at ernest@slimyfriends.com to cheer him up.