2-YEAR OLD GIVES BIRTH

Unsuspecting parents Dick and Jan Oliver were astounded to walk into their living room last September and find their two-year old toddler Erica holding a big bouncing baby! And when Erica announced, "She’s mine!" the perplexed parents’ jaws dropped even further. "But, but... I thought I was Ona’s mother!" stammered Mrs. Oliver. "Me, too!" added her horrified hubby.

Imagine their shock when Erica set the record straight and admitted the truth - that, at the tender age of thirty months, she had just become the world’s youngest mother!

Still reeling from the news that they were suddenly grandparents, the thirtyish couple agreed to "baby-sit" the new arrival for a few years. "Erica will never be able to support a family until she at least finishes Kindergarten," claimed Jan "Grammy" Oliver.

Later the same day, the miniature mommy changed her story and denied any relationship at all to the newborn. But Dick and Jan weren’t so easily convinced, "Now that we know the real story, she’s not going to be able to trick us into thinking we’re the parents again," stated Mr. Oliver. "And we’re certainly going to watch her more closely when she visits with her little friends from now on."